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How Fun Would It Be If

My ideal world

How fun would it be if you could tell your boss that you hate him because he is cocky, annoying and because he stinks, and he would let you keep your job because he likes you.

How fun would it be if you could tell a girl on the street that you want her with any foreplay.

How fun would it be if all the Ahmadinejads and the Bin Ladens would say they want to destroy Israel.

How fun would it be if a waiter would say thanks for a big tip, or call you miser for a low one.

How fun would it be if the prime minister would say he really doesn’t know what to do.

How fun would it be if the teacher would say it’s best to open the Falafel stand right now.

How fun would it be if the dogs would admit they only like us for the food we give them.

How fun would it be if there were a million Jesica simpson.

How fun would it be if people would admit they like watching The Moomins.

How fun would it be if the excuse for the break-up was you, not me.

How fun would it be if a girl would say yes the first time and not after three refusals.

How fun would it be if Israel’s soccer national team players would give up in advance.

How fun would it be if a bad blind date would be over in 10 minutes.

How fun would it be if murderers and rapists would go around with signs claiming their status.
How fun would it be if men would admit they are the real danger on the roads.

How fun would it be if your wife would mention to you she only married you for the money.

How fun would it be if the doctor would say you will probably die.

Or is it so fun?

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